The Critics

Below you shall find short profiles pertaining to the critics (and authors) that run this strange little site.

Rinrei
A dirty old lady with a habit of calling humans peasants and arguing with her pencil when it fails to obey her. Her main inspiration is the character L, shown by the fact that whenever she is in psychology she sits like a vulture, and by the fact that numerous times she has collapsed from a lack of sleep and an overdose of sugar. Her favourite shows include Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, Fullmetal Alchemist, Inuyasha and Saiyuki. Rumour has it she lives in a karaoke machine.
   Quote: "STEP ASIDE, PEASANTS! I AIN'T GOT TIME FOR YOU!"

Timothy Turpin
An unusual person, TT is stuck between the real and the ethereal. A seasoned writer, critic and editor, many have been slain by his rapier wit and blunt approach to doling out critique. An author of several unpublished novels, short stories, scripts and poems, his experience is comprehensive, though he chooses to critique poetry and short stories before anything else. Occasionally, a section of a novel will catch his eye and merit his attention, but only rarely.
   Timothy Turpin can be contacted via his personal email address, timothy.turpinn@gmail.com. He accepts submissions, but reserves the right to turn down any material sent in. He currently resides in the dark space that lurks behind the curtain of reality.
   Quote: "Timothy Turpin, custodian of the unusual and bespoke wordsmith, at your service."